iSanta Christmas

Oh what glee had overcome him
As he sat there on his chair
His white beard a-gleaming brightly
His red coat hung over there

And held right in his kindly hands
An iPad was his aid
To do his Christmas shopping on
Though the elves were now afraid

For was he really serious?
Could it possibly be true?
That Santa Claus had got the bug
Of cyber-shopping too?

And Rudolph kicked up quite a stink
And jangled his sleigh bell
For never had he thought he would
Be retired for DHL

But Mrs Claus was so happy
That her man was now online
A-googling and web-browsing
Knowing Christmas would be fine!

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