God At Gmail Dot Com

There’s a rumour God’s got gmail
Yahoo and Hotmail too
Is omnipotent on google
Can skype and takes the view
That wifi’s the way forward
The way to thus enrol
His subjects; us down here on Earth
To save our wretched souls
By sending prayers up to him
By e-mail or by text
Perhaps he’ll snapchap the odd pic
You never know what’s next
And so to keep connected
He’s setting up hotspots
On top His holy houses here
To help us lowly lot!

Have just seen on twitter an initiative by some rural churches to set up wifi masts on Church spires.  Having lived in a no-range area – I think this is great idea.

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