I swear that student kitchens
Are a witness to the fact
That humans are resilient
Or could it just be that
They are a breed so set apart
Who thrive on mould and rot
That grows deep in their fridges
And even cooking pots
And that this green bacteria
Is their friend over foe
For sure as hell, it seems that they
Can cultivate and grow
The damn stuff in its masses
In cups, on food and more
Faster than any other place
And even up the door!
And so despite the warnings
From health authorities
In student kitchens countrywide
It’s cultured rampantly
In what one can only assume
Takes scientific test
And finds significance to say
That students like mould best!
Ginz&Tonic 
Comments on: "Mould" (4)
In my em experience the male student of the species is usually the worst G:)
’em’ equals woerk squared. See! G:)
And woerk is the curse of the clinking glasses! I should never post comments at silly o’clock G;)
I think G means “curse of the squinting classes”. One can hardly blame a virgin Piña Colada! I shall get him to Specsavers forthwith! 😉