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Posts tagged ‘annoying’

The WordPress App Update

I’d like to thank you WordPress

For the changes you have made
So that your app now fails to post
My words as they’re displayed
Instead and automatically
Upgrading them to be
All muddled in they way they’re set
To read hysterically
As though I am an idiot
Without my paragraphs
Or sentences formatted right!
Are you having a laugh!
GRRRRRRR!!!!!!

What Get’s On Your Wick!

Oh dear lord, the many things
That get right  on our wick
The things that wind up; aggravate
That get us rattled sick

From supermarket checkouts
To “yobs” we see in streets
To cats that frequent our flower beds
To others that we meet

To horses that deposit
Their payload in our way
Or road users who are selfish
With not a care per se

These things that vex, annoy us
what are we going to do
Do we shut up and then put up
Or rant, rave; in such a stew

Or shall we simply legislate
And say to all who bore
We’ll lock you up if you annoy
And make another law

Or shall we learn more patience
To honour true respect
With tolerance; forgiveness
More outlooks to reflect

 

Flies!

I actually want to zap all flies
With their contaminants and grime
The way they fly and buzz about
Annoying all the time!

They skirt around the room all day
And hover round the lights
And dowse the sides with filth and dirt
Oh what a nasty sight!

They search out sugar on the sides
Just a speck or two will do
And worst of all they take a rest
On defecated piles of …..

And then when they digested muck
They regurgitate and spit
And interfere with healthy life
They really are the pits!

Oh yes I want to zap those flies
With their contaminants and grime
The way they fly and buzz about
Annoying all the time!!!!