Bad Hair Day
Written in support of stars.org.uk new fundraising idea to post a picture of your #STARSbadhairday on Facebook or Twitter and text GINZ47 £3 or HAIR11 £3 to 70070 to donate to this worthy organisation. And what’s more you don’t need hair to do so – just post a picture of yourself first thing in the morning and help raise awareness of the aims of this charity.
Crazy wild and frizzy frizz
Bad hair day – Lordy lord
Where brush and comb and cream to tame
Just cannot be ignored
Save else all kids will run away
And on the streets they’ll hide
And shut their curtains to prevent
The madness there outside
And warnings will alert – watch out!
Delirium in hair
Of untamed beast with fuzzy wig
On top of woman there!
And word will spread across the land
In Chinese whispers go
That hair that bad just ain’t so good
Like nest of mangy crow
For such a mane suggests much more
Unkempt and wild and free
A lion – a wilderbeast – a fright
And not just little me!