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Oh Dear Dear Mr Cameron

Oh dear dear Mr Cameron
You are a silly boy
For it appears you have thrown out
Of pram your best best toy
Those voters who could in their mass
Vote for you – yes it’s true!
The minions who have been hit
By the government and you

For all the welfare changes that
You deem to be reforms
My dear dear Mr Cameron
I fear they’re far from norm
You’ve penalised the poor folk and
Hit disability
And now you’re putting children in
More stark real poverty

You’ve chastised middle classes and
You’ve raped the country’s heart
Yet have you paid your duty and
Really played your part?
You’ve battered all the teachers though
I’m sure you think you’ve not
For they don’t know now where they stand
When some have lost the plot!

You’ve vexed the old age pensioners
You’ve killed the NHS
And Europe?  Well let’s not go there
For you’ll say it’s labour – yes?
Yet dear dear Mr Cameron
Although you might not see
It’s not that people do not want
To act responsibly

For most are just and upright
Partners in a social way
Are happy to pay out and help
The country day on day
To be part of this union
To play their role in life
But dear dear Mr Cameron
Stop twisting in the knife!

English: David Cameron, Prime Minister of the ...

English: David Cameron, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and leader of the Conservative Party (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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Teacher MOTS’s

So the latest idea proffered
Will test teachers to see
If they’re really up to scratch and
Can pass an MOT
To see which ones are worthy to
Educate our child
With more certification and
Stress to drive them wild

Now some are naturally aghast
And others still dismayed
For would re-registration find
Those who’ve gone astray
Or find old school educators
Who still prefer the cane
Those who put children though the mills
Those charlatans insane

And what about those teachers who
Sink in scholastic brooks
Would it help and give them succour
Or simply overlook?
In essence would it really work
Or just be an expense
Costing big bucks; lots of money
To make no difference?

 

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