English Grumbles
It seems that Brits all love to moan
To grumble and complain
To remonstrate and blame with rife
When something is a pain
To whine and whimper – oh it’s bad
Lamenting constantly
Where it might seem that the cup is not
Half full but half empty
And yet in Britain we have pride
In many different things
So save just going on and on
Let’s fly the flag and sing
Sing songs of good old England and
Her pastures green and fair
And pull ourselves out of doldrums
To get a smile in there!