The Dad Dance
Come on and do the Dad dance that
Throughout all history
Has seen men in their middle years
Dance just so awkwardly
The Dad dance that they reckon is
A rite of passage true
For Dad’s to try out complex moves
But not to impress you
The Dance that waves their arms about
Their feet all in a wrap
To flail around the dance floor with
Movements that seem to flap
But let the Dads that dance this dance
Enjoy their groovy hop
And mop their brow and have some fun
To do dance til they drop!