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Teacher MOTS’s

So the latest idea proffered
Will test teachers to see
If they’re really up to scratch and
Can pass an MOT
To see which ones are worthy to
Educate our child
With more certification and
Stress to drive them wild

Now some are naturally aghast
And others still dismayed
For would re-registration find
Those who’ve gone astray
Or find old school educators
Who still prefer the cane
Those who put children though the mills
Those charlatans insane

And what about those teachers who
Sink in scholastic brooks
Would it help and give them succour
Or simply overlook?
In essence would it really work
Or just be an expense
Costing big bucks; lots of money
To make no difference?

 

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Health Servicing

How good would it be if we could
Be serviced like a car
And to the garage sometimes go
When running below par
Then in a flash be tweaked a bit
To run a lot more smooth
Conserving energy from then
To fit in to the groove

How good would it be if we could
Be fixed up and repaired
As good as new to then go out
And run through life from there
And maybe have some brand new tyres
Or oil renewed just so
So that we could then carry on
And know we’re fit to go

How good would it be if we could
Be tested for the road
To have an MOT for life
The stamp to fit our mode
But sadly that is not to be
And why might be a pain
But then, that’s why we are human
And not a car or train!
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For more information
http://www.nhs.uk/nhshealthcheck