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Beards!

I’m really not sure about beards
Not a fan of the facial attire
That grows like a bush on the face
And then feels, I believe, much like wire
Now I get that some like it that way
And to be honest, the stubble’s not bad
But beards? I prefer a clean shave
Though, in fairness, it’s down to the lads
What happens on their chops and their chins
And not for the lasses to choose
But when food bits get stuck in those whiskers
Or the remnants of last nights old booze
Then surely it’s time for a Barber
To whisk out his razor and then
Remove all that dastardly beard
Til it grows back with vengeance again!

English: A white man with a beard. Photo by KF

English: A white man with a beard. Photo by KF (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Beards

There’s something so terribly serious
About men and their facial attire
For the clues that are there
Can be seen by the hair
On their face; trimmed or left just like wire

For it’s said  by the best Pogonologists
Who study beards day in day out
That the clues in a beard
Should be oh so revered
For they help us to fathom men out

Hence stubbled or even clean shaven
Moustached or wearing side burns
Whether you like it or not
A beard says a lot
‘Bout the person each man is in turn!

So Men when you wake in the morning
Consider the look you impart
For full beard or goatee
Chinstrap, mutton chops, scruffy
You’ll be wearing a bit of your heart!

* Did you know that the study of beards actually has a name – Pogonology!!

English: A white man with a beard. Photo by KF

English: A white man with a beard. Photo by KF (Photo credit: Wikipedia)