Teacher MOTS’s

So the latest idea proffered
Will test teachers to see
If they’re really up to scratch and
Can pass an MOT
To see which ones are worthy to
Educate our child
With more certification and
Stress to drive them wild

Now some are naturally aghast
And others still dismayed
For would re-registration find
Those who’ve gone astray
Or find old school educators
Who still prefer the cane
Those who put children though the mills
Those charlatans insane

And what about those teachers who
Sink in scholastic brooks
Would it help and give them succour
Or simply overlook?
In essence would it really work
Or just be an expense
Costing big bucks; lots of money
To make no difference?

 

Want to know more about proposed teacher MOT’s:

• Teachers ‘Should Pass MoTs Or Face The Sack’
• Teachers to be licensed under new Labour plans
• Labour would launch ‘teacher MOTs’

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Teachers!

There’s something about teachers
Although I’m not sure what it is
Whether it’s a legacy from childhood
Or the science teacher’s fizz
Is it the drama teacher’s wackiness?
Or the art teacher’s flair
The english teacher’s preciseness
Or the maths teacher being so austere
Is it the geography teacher’s spatial awareness?
Or the history teacher’s sense of style
Or maybe the PE teacher’s humour
In running that extra mile
Perhaps on reflection it’s the cookery teacher
And her lessons on baking cakes
Or is it down to the RE teacher
And the numerous retakes
Or maybe it’s the IT teacher’s
Unhidden facebook page
Or the Tech teacher’s attempt again
To conceal his blatant rage
Or perchance MFL teachers
Speaking as they go
Be it French, German or Italian,
Much is said that we don’t know!
Yes, there’s definitely something about teachers
Not forgetting those in music and psychology
But one thing is for certain
They’ve been there through history!